Reasons why my HP OmniGo 100 are like my....

Michael Halleen (halleen@mcs.net)
Tue, 18 Jun 1996 12:52:21 -0500 (CDT)

Apologies to the ladies, potentially offensive material to follow...

Reasons why my HP OmniGo 100 are like my penis.

It works like my second brain, and often tells me what to do.

I take it with me wherever I go and like to pull it out as often as I can.

It's 6 inches long.

It's expandable.

My girlfriend doesn't like how much time I spend using it, but secretly
she wants one too.

I can use it and watch TV.

You can turn it on by touching it.

It has two distinct operating positions.

If I turn it on, but don't use it for a while, it turns itself off.

If you remove the two power units in the base, it won't work.

I like it a lot, but I can't help comparing it to other's and wishing it
performed better. (But then I remind myself it's what I do with it that
matters)

A couple times it's taken a severe impact, which really made me cringe,
but it was okay.

Some people are more impressed with it than others.

I'm really glad I discovered it.

I think about it sometimes, even when I'm not using it.

I can play solitaire.

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Michael Halleen Foresee Active Media www.foresee.com
Chicago, IL The Grand Area www.mcs.com/~halleen/
PGP me for my finger