Reasons why my HP OmniGo 100 are like my penis.
It works like my second brain, and often tells me what to do.
I take it with me wherever I go and like to pull it out as often as I can.
It's 6 inches long.
It's expandable.
My girlfriend doesn't like how much time I spend using it, but secretly
she wants one too.
I can use it and watch TV.
You can turn it on by touching it.
It has two distinct operating positions.
If I turn it on, but don't use it for a while, it turns itself off.
If you remove the two power units in the base, it won't work.
I like it a lot, but I can't help comparing it to other's and wishing it
performed better. (But then I remind myself it's what I do with it that
matters)
A couple times it's taken a severe impact, which really made me cringe,
but it was okay.
Some people are more impressed with it than others.
I'm really glad I discovered it.
I think about it sometimes, even when I'm not using it.
I can play solitaire.
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Michael Halleen Foresee Active Media www.foresee.com
Chicago, IL The Grand Area www.mcs.com/~halleen/
PGP me for my finger